1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die

Subject: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:37 am

Why 1001? Because it's a Nice big Number...

1. His fetish for all things Army.

2. His inability to listen to Critique.

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:44 am

3. Explosions everywhere.

4. Including shaking cameras.

5. Stereotypical love relationship.

6. FAIL at the designs.

7. The twins are retards. They were always cool and not stupid.

8. Jazz died. What the fuck.

9. Megatron obeying someone else when his life is NOT on the line.

10. Starscream looks like a dorito chip.

11. Ironhide has a fucking big nose.

12. Ratchet is yellow. I hate that. DDD8

13. WHERE IS PROWL?

14. Jetfire was a freaking old grandpa. No go.

15. Storyline had a lot of plotholes.

16. Michael Bay can not do maths ( remember in the second movie when they brought back Megatron and the smaller Decepticon was killed? They still counted him in. )

17. The Decepticons are actually hiding and get slagged by the Autobots. Waiiiiit. Isn't there something wrong?

... and so much more :9

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:03 am

18: Starscream: WE MUST SAVE THE BABIES D8

19: Whilst on that Subject: Transformers apparently hatch from Eggs...

20: Anything and everything the AllSpark brings to life automatically becomes evil. What happened to free will?

21: Since WHEN did Transformers use human Swear words?

22: Dey lrnd Enlsh fm da Intawebs lol

22: The Matrix looks like some weird Tribal tattoo

23: Robo-Heaven is some sort of Demonic looking Desert.

24: Sideswipe without Sunstreaker? Fail...

25: He actually thinks he's cool...

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:18 pm

26: Pointless Characters

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:42 pm

27. Sideswipe is a Lamborghini. LAMBO

27. His hair is stupid looking.

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:38 pm

29. Devastor had balls.

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30. And they were BIG.

31. Oh yea, Devistator also walks on four legs, not two.

32. He was able to make Wheelie even more anoying then he was orriginally.

33. The Game was better then the Movie, there is something wrong here...

Subject: Re: 1001 Reasons Michel Bay Deserves to Die Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:52 pm

34. Why the hell was R2-D2 in ROTF?

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35. He killed Jetfire. WTF?

36. Nobody in the movie seems to give a damb about this.

37. Whilst we're on the subject, nobody seemed to care when Jazz died either. The most we got was "*Sigh* Jazz..." and it sounded more like Optimus was scolding him then grieving.

38. Jolt never get's to say anything, he's just there.

39. Bumblebee has a stereotypically British accent. NOBODY in the WORLD has that Accent in real life.